fuckyeahrochester:

Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken in Rochester, NY

god dammit racist local news. you are hilariously depressing.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

mentalreminder:

seriousdelirium:

forevertime:

goddamnitsweetheart:

doomriver:

exspectator:

bringtheruckuss:

sweetwolfshirt:

tim and eric auto reblog.

it’s ok kids, i won’t tell.

Well Zach, I must say that I approve of your boss.

gloryshonearound:

RIP Claude Levi-Strauss.

sad. the man with the biggest ideas.

gloryshonearound:

RIP Claude Levi-Strauss.

sad. the man with the biggest ideas.

kaboomtomb:

henry,
help me with my philosophy homework or i will kick your a posterior(i) 

P1: If( A or B) then (P and M)P2: If (H or not Y) then (Not P and not G)P3: if (H or N) then (A and E)C: Not HPremise one: If Adrian is lame or Beloit is far away then Philosophy is easy and Henry misses her.Premise two: If Henry doesn’t want to help adrian with her homework or it is not the case that he is a good friend, then it is not the case that Philosophy is easy and it is not the case that her philosophy pun was a good one.Premise three: If Henry doesn’t want to help Adrian with her homework or Evergreen is full of nerds, then Adrian is lame and Evergreen is full of hipsters.Conclusion: It is not the case that Henry doesn’t want to help Adrian with her homework. Luckily, our indirect truth table shows us that this argument is valid! I will help you with your homework.

kaboomtomb:

henry,

help me with my philosophy homework or i will kick your a posterior(i)

P1: If( A or B) then (P and M)
P2: If (H or not Y) then (Not P and not G)
P3: if (H or N) then (A and E)
C: Not H

Premise one: If Adrian is lame or Beloit is far away then Philosophy is easy and Henry misses her.

Premise two: If Henry doesn’t want to help adrian with her homework or it is not the case that he is a good friend, then it is not the case that Philosophy is easy and it is not the case that her philosophy pun was a good one.

Premise three: If Henry doesn’t want to help Adrian with her homework or Evergreen is full of nerds, then Adrian is lame and Evergreen is full of hipsters.

Conclusion: It is not the case that Henry doesn’t want to help Adrian with her homework.

Luckily, our indirect truth table shows us that this argument is valid! I will help you with your homework.

In other news:

Rape - still not cool.

“ In Disneyland Resort lingo, “Happy Heart” is the codeword for a retarded person. ”

(via debrouillard)

(via annakarina)
my favorite nerd!

(via annakarina)

my favorite nerd!

pleasetakeitorleaveit:

happy halloween.
fuck this.

please stop being arousingly beat the fuck up.

pleasetakeitorleaveit:

happy halloween.

fuck this.

please stop being arousingly beat the fuck up.

plus a stitches update.

plus a stitches update.