In other news:
Rape - still not cool.
Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken in Rochester, NY
god dammit racist local news. you are hilariously depressing.
Well Zach, I must say that I approve of your boss.
henry,
help me with my philosophy homework or i will kick your a posterior(i)
P1: If( A or B) then (P and M)
P2: If (H or not Y) then (Not P and not G)
P3: if (H or N) then (A and E)
C: Not H
Premise one: If Adrian is lame or Beloit is far away then Philosophy is easy and Henry misses her.
Premise two: If Henry doesn’t want to help adrian with her homework or it is not the case that he is a good friend, then it is not the case that Philosophy is easy and it is not the case that her philosophy pun was a good one.
Premise three: If Henry doesn’t want to help Adrian with her homework or Evergreen is full of nerds, then Adrian is lame and Evergreen is full of hipsters.
Conclusion: It is not the case that Henry doesn’t want to help Adrian with her homework.
Luckily, our indirect truth table shows us that this argument is valid! I will help you with your homework.
“ In Disneyland Resort lingo, “Happy Heart” is the codeword for a retarded person. ”
(via debrouillard)
plus a stitches update.
